i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
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Source: leonardodiretardo
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
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Source: jalexthefuckingunicorn
Animals With Stuffed Animals Of Themselves
Here are some animals hanging out with stuffed animal versions of themselves, which is clearly a thing that animals should be doing a lot more often.
Ohmygawwwwwd
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Source: milkywaywhite
but how am i supposed to know if i want to follow you if you don’t have a tagged/me
(via askinnyblackman)
Source: haave-you-met-ted
Source: jacknoir
Old Dominion University.
Changing the world one penis at a time.
If I weren't so delightful I'd be annoying.
